Hawkins House of Burgers
The Whipple Burger-- two meaty beef patties, flavorless hot link, even worse pastrami-- is more a spectacle than anything. But holy crap, it is a spectacle. I'm almost not sure what to make of it. The beef I suspect was pretty good, was not a fan of the hot link or pastrami, the bun and stuff were just lost in the background. French fries, while a nice combo, were purely excess.
After eating here, I am more curious about the breakfasts here, or maybe a normal burger. Ordering such a spectacle was probably a mistake. And the SMS based ordering system is a bit rough, so keep an eye out and check regularly with the pickup window for your food!